What Did I Ever Do...?

My ceaseless bad luck is going to earn me a one way trip to an asylum. I got my hair improved last night. The girl who fixed it said that the other girl had done so much damage that it would take probably 3 or 4 more cuts to completely correct it. Great. But at least now I don't have a mullet. Thank god for small favors.

I went out to my car this afternoon to run some errands. I looked at the drivers side mirror and thought, "That's weird. Someone must have hit the mirror". No big deal, I have breakaway mirrors. And here's where my luck comes in. They broke the motor for the electric mirror controls and it now permanently faces the sky. Not so useful for merging. I have yet to get a quote of what it will cost to fix. My insurance deductible is $500 so regardless it ain't gonna be pretty.

I feel like God is paying me back for something. I don't know what I did but it must have been good to deserve all this. I hope whatever it was at least gets me preferred seating in hell. A fiery depths of hell view perhaps. See... the glass is half full... because somebody pissed in it.